Lately, I think some of the local Chinese food establishments have been getting a little perverted. Take a look below.
(Updated 11/04/02)
Ok, for those of you who were really wondering... I scanned original, unperverted fortunes and then hacked them in Photoshop by using the eye dropper to get the right color, typing "in bed" somewhere, applying noise, blur, and then tweaking things until it blends nicely.
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